You Know You Go to Sequoyah When...

by Laszlo Stein

Sequoyah High School, Pasadena, CA

1. There's been a dead rat in the office for two weeks.

2. Clubs only meet once and only one person show up.

3. The cops get called to your school because someone brought their baby teeth to school and left them in the science lab.

4. Your Humanities teacher is dressed like a disco ball.

5. The security guard can't say hi because he's TikTok live streaming.

6. Atticus couldn't make it into school today. 

7. Your SIP project almost worked out and was soooo close to saving the world.

8. You're behind on your Talking Leaf presentation but school makes you go on a backpacking trip.

9. There's a walk-out but you can't go because you didn't fill out the permission form.

10. Your other Humanities teacher forgot his shoes. Again.

11. You get in trouble with Marc Alongi for trying to write anything interesting for the school newspaper and have to start your own website to get anything published.