THE UNAFFILIATED TIMES

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You Know You Go to Sequoyah When...

1. There's been a dead rat in the office for two weeks...

Seeing Teachers in Public

There are many moments in our lives that bring about extreme awkwardness: meeting

your girlfriend's parents, waving at someone who's not waving at you, saying “you too” to the waiter when he tells you to enjoy your meal. But all of those awkward experiences are easily trumped by seeing a teacher in public.

Sell Out

For the first two weeks of my summer, I stayed at home alone, like a loser. I picked up some shifts at the toy store I work at, but I still had too much time on my hands...

That's an Infraction!

There are three things I would ask God to do if I ever met him: 1) end world hunger, 2)

create peace on earth, and 3) explain the Sequoyah infraction system to me in a simple and understandable way.

Laszlo Stein Thinks About Death

Ten year old me and adult Woody Allen had a lot in common. Not only because we were both attracted to 10 year-old girls but also because we were both obsessed with and terrified by death.

Why Everyone (Including Me) is Obsessed with Jeffrey Epstein

A few weeks ago, a friend of mine at Sequoyah showed me a website called Jmail that he and his friends had been glued to for days.

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Window Pain

Last year, on February 11, 2025, June B. '27, Grade Representative at the time, broke a school window. What could have caused this to happen?

Sequoyah Camping Trip Horror Stories

Twice a year, Sequoyah forces large groups of horny, moody, and just generally hormone-addled teens into the wilderness and away from hospitals. What could go wrong?

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